" I will say this about the young boy in the tiny white coffin. Despite the doctor’s dire predictions, the boy was too tough, resolute, and courageous to let something as small as a deadly disease defeat him. No, the boy was made of stronger stuff than that and it took much more to defeat him. It took a three-ton municipal bus moving at forty miles per hour and driven by one Cecil Richard Anderson to defeat this boy.” I heard the deepest of sobs and looked down to see a man wearing some sort of bus driver’s uniform being held up by two women. "

― Norm Macdonald , Based on a True Story