" Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis’ — fuck off! No, hold on, it’s the longest word in the dictionary; it’s the name of a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; and if you break it down into its constituent parts you can master the spelling quite easily. ‘Pneu-mono-ultra-micro-scopic-silico-volcano-coni-osis.’ There! Done! Hooray! "

― Gyles Brandreth , Have You Eaten Grandma?