" It’s less than a mile,” I told him. “It’s a waste of money. Especially since it’s so nice out.”

Damien poked Murphy’s oversized belly. “It seems like you could use a walk, mate.”

Murphy poked Damien’s belly. “Don’t foist your body image issues on me, mate. I’m sexy. When I want a six pack, I go to the liquor store. It’s a hell of a lot more fun than spending three hours a day at the gym, like Mr. Universe here. "

― R.K. Lilley , Mile High (Up in the Air, #2)