" But she didn’t show any cooch.” In the anteroom, Steve banged his head against the bookshelves, knocking a dusty volume ofCorpus Juris Secundum to the floor. Over the speaker, Judge Rolle seemed to sigh, then said: ”Tell me what you do for fun, Bobby.” “I play Little League, but I suck bad. Uncle Steve says it doesn’t matter, but some kids are mean to me. Once I dropped a fly ball, and one of the dads yelled, ‘Get that spaz out of there.’” “That must have hurt your feelings.” “Then I let a ball roll between my legs, and the same guy screamed I should be in the Special Olympics.” “Oh, my,” the judge said. “Uncle "

― Paul Levine , SHATTERED JUSTICE (Four Sizzling Thrillers): Solomon vs. Lord, The Deep Blue Alibi, To Speak for the Dead, and Illegal