" Most of the weddings I have attended since
have a three-hour time limit on the free alcohol. The bat signal goes out to the
guests that the open bar is about to close, and people savagely race to the bar, like those shitty-ass buffalos who trampled all over Mufasa in The Lion King, to get their last glass of complimentary booze to hold them over for the rest of the evening. "

― Ali Wong , Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets, & Advice for Living Your Best Life