" When I was in second grade, my dad hurt his back and started walking with a cane that had a gold duck’s head for the handle. I think gripping onto a lower life-form’s cranium for support made him feel a lot more empowered about getting old, like, I’m still doing better than this poor fucking thing. Now, support my weight, duck! "

― Ali Wong , Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets, & Advice for Living Your Best Life