" Bring a nice blanket, something soft and cozy that feels like the inside of an Ugg boot or a Care Bear’s vagina. Hospital bedding does not spark joy. The sheets have a thread count of three and there’s always some sort of plastic lining underneath to protect the mattress from all the new moms leaking juice everywhere. "

― Ali Wong , Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets, & Advice for Living Your Best Life