" He don’t have no orgies,” he said. “How do you know?” “Nobody’s never had no orgies in Merridale. It’s in the town code. If you have an orgy, you get hit by lightning.” “Bullshit,” said Fred Hibbs. “You ever read the town code? "

― Chet Williamson , A Haunting of Horrors: A Twenty-Novel eBook Bundle of Horror and the Occult