" You’ll have a faithful Indian companion. Girl Friday. Whatever you want. I’ll even launder my own irreclaimable socks. You’ve already told me I’m a terrific conversationalist, and I’m a person you know who’s not dead. Think carefully before you turn down an offer like this. "

― Chet Williamson , A Haunting of Horrors: A Twenty-Novel eBook Bundle of Horror and the Occult