" Perry . . .”he started, and I imagined him saying, Perry and I were just having a private conversation about being responsible. I imagined him saying, Perry’s just had another one of his famous dizzy spells. I imagined him saying, Perry seems to be having some trouble discerning fantasy from reality.
Instead, he said: “Perry was asking me about someone called Santamaria. Do you have any idea what that means? "

― Joe Schreiber , Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick (Perry & Gobi, #1)