" Carys: Heading home alone tonight?
Deacon: Yes. Not feeling it.
Carys: Ah. You win some, you lose some. That’s too bad. But at least I know I’ll get some sleep ;-)
Deacon: That’s very true.
Carys: Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
Deacon: I can take it.
Carys: This explains why you’re texting me from your date. I hope she’s not right in front of you?
Deacon: No. The champagne was from earlier (but in your honor). I’m on a bathroom break right now.
Carys: So nice of you to think of me in there.
Deacon: I’m not on the shitter. Don’t worry.
Carys: Well, that’s good. "
― Penelope Ward , The Anti-Boyfriend