" I could take the panel off and have a look. Then I could shrug my shoulders and replace the panel. There were tea bags with more electronic know-how than me. I could see no way round it. I was fucked. Strangely, I found the conclusion quite liberating. When you’re fucked, you’re fucked. Things really can’t get much worse. "

― Jodi Taylor , Just One Damned Thing After Another (The Chronicles of St Mary's, #1)