QUOTE : I'm going on a diet. (Crud, I know)<br />I am going to be cranky. <br />I am going to be irritable.<br />I am going to be moody and sad and mean. <br />And, yes, I am going to be hungry. <br />Please don't feed me, even if I try to bite you. <br />Please don't tease me, I may hurt you.<br />Please don't try to encourage me, I may growl and snap at you. <br />Please don't help me, I may blame you for everything aggravating in the known universe. <br />Please don't be offended by my scowl, I cannot smile. <br />But most importantly, please keep your distance until this trial is over to prevent any unnecessary casualties. <br />Thank you for your understanding.