" There’s something you need to know,” Arjun hissed as I was walking out of the HR debrief. “There’s something you need to know,” Garrett whispered as I was preparing for the Proprioception handoff. “Garrett’s in love with you.” “Arjun’s in love with you.” I told them both I didn’t have time for this bullshit, and if anybody wanted to ask a lady out, he could do it via text message like a normal person. "

― Robin Sloan , Sourdough