" Hey, what gives?” I asked. “Why am I the only one suffering here? There’s no way in hell Pello is in better shape than me.” I quickly added, “No offense meant, Pello.”
The satyr grinned lecherously at me. “I get plenty of car-di-o.” He punctuated the word with some questionable thrusting.
“Okay,” I said. “Never do that again. And I call bullshit. So serious answer, please. "
― Lish McBride , Necromancing the Stone (Necromancer, #2)