" Julia" , I answered breathlessly. " Chloe, are you in the bathroom fucking that nice slice of man cake?" " I'll be there in a second, okay?" I ended the call and shoved the phone back into my bag. I looked up at him, feeling my rational side return after the small interruption. " I should go." " Look, I-" He was cut off as my phone rang again. I answered without bothering to look at the screen. " God, Julia! I’m not in here fucking the piece of man cake!" " Chloe?" Joel's confused voice sounded through the phone. " Oh... hi." Shit. This could not be happening to me. "