" Fellas, if a woman is hedging her statements on any topic—if she “sorta” likes her drink or “kinda” feels chilly or “probably” will have another hors d’oeuvre—you can bet that she is “sorta” “kinda” “probably” not into you. "

― Seth Stephens-Davidowitz , Everybody Lies: Big Data, New Data, and What the Internet Can Tell Us About Who We Really Are