" Yes, Mother Goose—that’s me! What threw you off, the garters and stockings and black leather whip? Like I said, no one ever gets these things right. Father Goose says they’ve twisted my stories around, and according to the books he brought home with him after he crossed back over, they claim I never existed at all! I guess, historically speaking, that’s true. I never did really exist in that world. From what I hear, it’s dreadfully dull. I’m sure I would just be bored. It’s probably better that the real stories never made it out. I don’t know that the Earthfolk were ready for them. "
― Selena Kitt , The Real Mother Goose