" I’m sorry on behalf of my friend.”
I tried to smile. “Doesn’t count, but the effort gets an A plus.”
“My first ever,” he told me, making me laugh.
“You weren’t a good student?” I asked.
“Not even a bit. More interested in the extracurriculars, if you catch my drift,” he told me, wagging his brows.
“I’ll have nothing of yours that’s catching, thank you.”
“That was a burn if I’ve ever had one.”
“Does it? Burn, that is?” I gestured toward his nether regions with a toss of my head.
He laughed wholeheartedly. "
― Fisher Amelie , Penny in London