" Josh wouldn’t accept that his penis was not going to make friends with my vagina. I’d even gone so far as to explain why, as if I were talking to a fourth grade student: “You see, Josh … sometimes penises and vaginas don’t get along. And that’s okay. Not all genitalia have to be friends. They can be civil and keep to themselves, as they should in a professional relationship like ours.”
He’d replied with, “My penis is very friendly, though. He’s friendly with every vagina he meets. He doesn’t want yours feeling left out or discriminated against. "
― K.M. Golland , Revue (Wild Nights #1)