" What do you want his autograph for?” said Matthew. “What would you get him to sign anyway?” “He coulda signed this.” She held up her cup. “And what do you mean? It’d be a souvenir.” “It’d be a dirty cup with writing on it.” I loved how literal Matthew "

― E.M. Tippetts , Someone Else's Fairytale (Someone Else's Fairytale, #1)