" Speak of the sacred,” she said, “and she shall appear.” Violet could not assess her sister’s level of levity. “You were talking about me?” “Nope.” “Then how did you—” “Jesus, the doorman buzzed me.” Wendy ushered her inside. “Come in, I guess. Though it behooves me to point out that if I ever showed up at your house uninvited you’d have me tasered. "

― Claire Lombardo , The Most Fun We Ever Had