QUOTE : There was a black man who had lived a righteous life, so God told him he could have anything he desired. Well, he asked God if he could have a highway to heaven. God frowned and told him that that would be kinda difficult, since a highway to heaven would have to float in midair, so He asked the man to think of something a bit more reasonable. The man sat awhile and then said, ‘Oh yeah, God! I got somethin’. How ’bout You explain to me why white folks treat Negroes the way they do. I always wondered that.’ God nodded to the man and said, ‘Two lanes or four?