" Everybody has to stand in a big circle and tuck their thumbs into their armpits. Then you have to flap your elbows like a chicken and cluck. Then you have to wiggle down to the floor and sing, “I don’t want to be a chicken. I don’t want to be a duck. So I shake my butt. "

― Dan Gutman , Miss Small Is off the Wall! (My Weird School, #5)