" The next day there was a sign in front of the school: “Welcome, Ms. LaGrange!” Mr. Klutz was standing at the front door next to a lady I never saw before. Her hair stuck out from under a big chef’s hat, and she was wearing an apron with the words “Make Lunch, Not War” on it. “Ms. LaGrange, this is A.J.,” Mr. Klutz said when I reached the top of the steps. “Maybe you can get him to eat some vegetables. "

― Dan Gutman , Ms. LaGrange Is Strange! (My Weird School, #8)