" For a few days, I was the star of the school. No kid had ever been inside the teachers’ lounge. I was probably the first one in the history of the world. Everybody wanted to know about the incredible things I saw in the teachers’ lounge. Kids were even offering me candy to tell them. I didn’t want to tell them the teachers’ lounge was just a boring old room where the teachers sat around eating lunch. I didn’t want to lie, either. So I just told them that the teachers blindfolded me and said they would torture me if I ever revealed what went on in the teachers’ lounge. It was cool. "

― Dan Gutman , My Weird School Daze!: #1-4