" The girl was wearing a backward baseball cap and a black T-shirt that said LED ZEPPELIN on it. “Yo!” she said as she hopped off her skateboard. “They told me I was supposed to be in Mr. Granite’s class. Are you Mr. Granite?” “Yes,” Mr. Granite replied. “Who are you?” “My name is A.J.,” the girl said, “and I hate school.” WHAT?! "

― Dan Gutman , Miss Child Has Gone Wild! (My Weirder School, #1)