" (A couple approaches the desk)

BOOKSELLER: Can I help you find something?
MAN: Yeah, we're looking for a vocabulary book. It's either called The Soars or The Sars.
BOKSELLER: Let me look it up and see what we have.
WOMAN: Oh, it's OK; I made a note of the title.

(Customer pulls a napkin from her purse and lays it down for the bookseller to read. Written on it is 'The Saurus'). "

― Jen Campbell , More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops