" You don’t worry I pine for him, do you?”
He cast her an incredulous look. “Who would ever pine for someone else when they had me?”
“Right,” she said, stifling a smile. “Silly question.”
“It was. I mean, come on, cocks like mine don’t grow on trees, you know.”
Sighing, she shook her head. You are so disturbed. "

― Suzanne Wright , Untamed Delights (The Phoenix Pack, #8)