" If the fucker tried to touch her, he’d find her pen – which she’d infused with hellfire – lodged up his rectum. He cast the object a wary look as he said, “Come on, luv, there’s no call for rudeness. Let’s start again. Hello Miss Wallis, I’m Silas.”
“Yeah? Well, I’m bored. You can go now. "

― Suzanne Wright , Burn (Dark in You, #1)