" Harper’s brow furrowed. “Why are you even asking me questions? I know you did your research on me.”
“I did,” he admitted unrepentantly. “I learned a lot about you. For instance, I learned that you’re responsible for the breakdown of an ex-boyfriend’s bank account—”
“Allegedly.”
“—that you hacked a human police database and messed up their filing system when your friend was unjustly arrested—”
“Hearsay.”
“—that you beat up a male demon who hurt your cousin—”
“I have an alibi for that.”
“—and that you infected an old teacher’s computer with a virus that caused clips of gay porn to pop up on his screen every thirty seconds.”
“Closet gays do the strangest things when the pressure gets too much. "

― Suzanne Wright , Burn (Dark in You, #1)