" I must say, I don’t see what fun you get out of it,” Freddy said. “I don’t either, Freddy, but I do,” said the cow. “It just tickles me when I think I’m floating around all cool and pretty like a lump of ice cream in an ice cream soda, and then plunk!—my back hits the bottom. "

― Walter Rollin Brooks , Freddy and the Popinjay