" SN: how’s your day, Ms. Holmes?
Me: Not bad. Yours?
SN: good. been doing my homework in listicle form, because, you know, anything to make it more interesting.
Me: Do you think college will actually be better? For real?
SN: hope so. but then again, I just read about a guy who lost a ball in a frat hazing incident.
Me: Seriously? What is wrong with people?
SN: can you imagine wanting to be liked so badly that you’d give up one of your testicles?
Me: I can neither imagine having testicles nor giving one up.
SN: you won’t let me use emojis, but an ‘i heart my testes’ one would be appropriate right about now.
Me: You know what I heart? Nutella. And pajama pants. And an awesomesauce book. Not necessarily in that order, but together.
SN: awesomesauce? 2012 texted and wants its word back. btw, do you eat the Nutella right out of the jar with a spoon?
Me: Used to. Now I share a kitchen with the Others, so I can’t. Wanted to label it, but my dad said that would be rude. "
― Julie Buxbaum , Tell Me Three Things