" How dare you give the poor woman trouble over those nasty biscuits! If you made biscuits worth eating, sir, perhaps she wouldn’t throw them to the fish!”
He blinked his eyes in astonishment. “Biscuits worth eating? I’ll have you know, madam, that I bake the best biscuit on the high seas!”
“That’s not saying much, considering that ship’s biscuits are notoriously awful!”
“It’s alright, Louisa, you needn’t defend me—“ Sara began.
Louisa just ignored her. “Those biscuits were so hard, I could scarcely choke them down. As for that stew—”
“Look here, you disrespectful harpy,” the cook said, punctuating his words with loud taps of his cane. “There ain’t nothin’ wrong with Silas Drummond’s stew, and I defy any man—or woman—to make a better one! "

― Sabrina Jeffries , The Pirate Lord