QUOTE : Elise was dressed in a tight leather dress with a whip in her hand and Ryder was eyeing her like a fucking piece of candy. His chest was bare and blood speckled his skin like he’d just finished murdering somebody. I opened my mouth to rebuke him for Elise’s outfit but all that came out was a honk. I gasped, realising something was horribly wrong. I gazed down at my arms which were coated in yellow feathers and two massive bird feet poked out beneath me. “Hey Big Bird,” Ryder said with a wide grin.