" WTF!” she says, throwing her hands in the air. “I didn’t know this was a fucked-up relationship reunion.”
Olivia covers her eyes. “Don’t judge me.”
Cammie smacks me on the butt and hugs Olivia. “I told you I’d come right away, you didn’t have to call him.”
“I called him first,” she says. “He makes me feel safer than you do.”
“It’s his massive penis, isn’t it? He could just smack Dobson with it and he’d- "

― Tarryn Fisher , Thief (Love Me with Lies, #3)