" Every time I watchLady and the TrampI think" SHE'S HAVING SOME OF YOUR PASTA!" " QUICK! EAT IT ALL! EAT IT ALL, NOW!!!" " GROWL! BARE YOUR TEETH! DO SOMETHING!" OH, DON'T GIVE HER THE MEATBALL!THERE'S MEAT IN IT!" " IDIOT!" But then againI'm not the romantic type. "