" How do you know?” he asked. “You might really like me--”
“I don’t do boyfriends. Period. No, exclamation mark.”
“What are you afraid of?”
I scoffed. “Nothing. Just following my mom’s advice.”
“No one follows their mom’s advice.”
“Well, I do. And I just felt like I should let you know. Because I totally overreacted. "

― Rachel Hawthorne , Snowed In