QUOTE : I mean, Joe hadn’t bothered to thank me once for all I’d done for him that afternoon. And he was a lousy patient. Most guys are from what I understand. But he became the worst after he woke up from his nap, like he was trying to drive me away. Adjust the afghan, bring me some water, bring me some juice, hot chocolate, apple cider, turn up the TV, turn it down, change the DVD. Honestly, you’d think he was completely helpless.<br />Okay, so he was pretty helpless. I’d actually spent some time in my bedroom moving around using only one leg, trying to raise my sympathy level when I got really frustrated with him.