" I blew it.”
“How’d you do that?” she asked.
I gave her a quick rundown of all my most memorable moments, including the mascara fiasco.
“Like he noticed,” Bird said when I was finished.
“Oh, he noticed. I’ve never had a guy look at me that hard before. He was probably trying to figure out if it was a birthmark, a tattoo, or if I was preparing for Halloween a few months early. "

― Rachel Hawthorne , The Boyfriend League