" Holland’s mom would get pissed. She owns Mom’s Cafe.” “She sure doesn’t need the competition,” Virgil said. “I ate the worst cheeseburger of my life there about five minutes ago.” Skinner winced, and said, “I wouldn’t wander too far from a toilet. They got three cooks there; we call them Hepatitis A, B, and C. That burger’s gonna hit the bottom of the bucket in one piece, if you know what I mean. "
― John Sandford , Holy Ghost (Virgil Flowers #11)