" It’s a very long penis Johnny has, and a smooth one, smooth as ivory. She compliments him on it and he says thank you. But they have to hide it. It is too big to hide under the sheets, and it keeps getting bigger as she talks about it and touches it. It’s so big that it disappears over the edge of the bed and out the window. "

― Jay McInerney , Brightness Falls (The Calloway Trilogy, #1)