" I swear, Alfie,’ Max said, ‘you seriously need help. You’re an eleven-year-old sex fiend. Have you ever considered an iced bath, or going for long runs?’ ‘I’m half French,’ Alfie said. ‘We’re the greatest lovers in the world.’ ‘Grace is tiny, Alfie,’ Max said. ‘If you got married you’d roll over in the night and she’d disappear up your arse crack. "

― Robert Muchamore , People's Republic (Cherub 2, #1)