" They’re a bunch of stickers. But it doesn’t make any sense. What’s the point?” “I know,” said Serge. “I couldn’t believe it myself when I first saw them. What a country! What an economy! Hopelessly fake bullet holes you stick all over your car to make sure everyone knows you’re not getting laid. "

― Tim Dorsey , Cadillac Beach (Serge Storms, #6)