" That’s the number-one rule in life: Always do what makes you feel better at all times.” “That’s three number-one rules now.” “Rule Number One is that Rule Number One is whatever you want it to be at any time based on self-interest, blinding rationalization and petulance. At least that’s the code everyone in this country seems to be operating under. "

― Tim Dorsey , Cadillac Beach (Serge Storms, #6)