" Church kids took seats around him on the ground. “What else do you have?” “Well,” said Serge, putting his left shoe back on. “There’s Casey Kasem’s American Top Forty. You know where the oldest lyrics ever to be heard on his show came from?” Heads shook. “Book of Ecclesiastes.” He stood. “Adapted for the Byrds’ mega-hit ‘Turn! Turn! Turn!’” “Cool. "

― Tim Dorsey , Gator A-Go-Go (Serge Storms, #12)