" Eyeballing the broken welds on the headboard of the brass bed, she remarked, “Who do you think won the bet this time?”
Because, after the first two bed mishaps, a betting pool started.
“I won,” Leo purred as he flipped her onto her back.
“You mean you wagered on us breaking the bed?”
“Hell yeah I did. But I won more than that. I totally scored when it came to finding you.”
“Don’t you mean I found you? I mean, after all, it was my Frisbee that smacked you in the head.”
“A Frisbee I could have caught.”
“You never saw—”
He shook his head.
She giggled. “Pookie, you sly devil, do you mean you purposely let yourself get smacked by it just to meet me? But if that’s the case, then why play hard to get?”
“Because you scared me but that was before I realized you were exactly what I needed. I love you, Vex.”
“Pookie!” she squealed as she plastered him with smooches. “I love you too, so much that I am totally going to forget about the fact that Reba and Zena have a ticket for me to go to Russia and rescue my sister.”
“And miss out on a chance at a honeymoon? Did I forget to mention I’m going too? What do you say we go pay a tiger a visit?”
“Aren’t you afraid I might start a war?”
“I’d be more surprised if you didn’t. Now enough talking, Vex. It’s time for our morning nookie.”
And while they couldn’t break the bed any further, the condo below them did complain about cracking plaster. "

― Eve Langlais , When an Omega Snaps (A Lion's Pride, #3)