" There is only one thing in this whole, godforsaken world that would make me want to be bloody King of Caarn. One. Thing.” He raised a finger and jabbed it toward her. “You! I would be the court jester and wear striped hose and paint on my face if it meant I could be near you. "

― Amy Harmon , The Queen and the Cure (The Bird and the Sword Chronicles, #2)