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" What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?” Maggie asked randomly.

“Huh?” Johnny shot a look at her from under his hood.

“It’s a joke.” What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?”

“What?”

“Change,” Maggie supplied, waggling her eyebrows. Johnny stared at her for a moment and shook his head. Maggie tried again.

“What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?”

Johnny didn’t reply.

“An interpreter,” Maggie answered, a little less cheerfully this time. Johnny didn’t even look up from the car’s engine.

“What did the blonde say when she looked in the box of Cheerios?” she said, her voice subdued. This was her favorite one. It used to be his.

No reply again.

“Oh, look! Donut seeds...” Maggie’s voice faded off.

Johnny slammed the hood and wiped his hands on a nearby rag.

“Did I used to laugh at your jokes?” he asked brusquely.

“Only the blond jokes. I used to tell knock knock jokes but you told me they were terrible "

Amy Harmon , Prom Night in Purgatory (Purgatory, #2)


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Amy Harmon quote : What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?” Maggie asked randomly.<br /> <br />“Huh?” Johnny shot a look at her from under his hood.<br /> <br />“It’s a joke.” What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?”<br /> <br />“What?”<br /> <br />“Change,” Maggie supplied, waggling her eyebrows. Johnny stared at her for a moment and shook his head. Maggie tried again.<br /> <br />“What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?”<br /> <br />Johnny didn’t reply.<br /> <br />“An interpreter,” Maggie answered, a little less cheerfully this time. Johnny didn’t even look up from the car’s engine.<br /> <br />“What did the blonde say when she looked in the box of Cheerios?” she said, her voice subdued. This was her favorite one. It used to be his.<br /> <br />No reply again.<br /> <br />“Oh, look! Donut seeds...” Maggie’s voice faded off.<br /> <br />Johnny slammed the hood and wiped his hands on a nearby rag.<br /> <br />“Did I used to laugh at your jokes?” he asked brusquely.<br /> <br />“Only the blond jokes. I used to tell knock knock jokes but you told me they were terrible