" I was bent over, mixing paint when Georgia slid up behind me and thwacked my rear end, hard, causing me to lurch and sloshing paint on my shoe.
“Did you just slap my ass?” I rubbed at it, completely offended, more than a little surprised.
“It was in my way. And it’s kinda hard not to look at.”
“It is? Why?” My incredulous voice squeaked in a very unmanly way...
“It’s a great-looking ass. That’s why,” Georgia didn’t sound particularly happy about it, honestly. "
― Amy Harmon , The Law of Moses (The Law of Moses, #1)